My boyfriend &his mom:

bf*turns on music*

his mom:”turn that off! I”m watching a movie*

That part where they’re making the porno on Zack & Miri Make A Porno was playing on the TV. 

they’re the best, they really are. <3 hahaha


i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

(via religiousmother)